that has some pretty serious religious implications doesn’t it?
not the intention though certainly the correct feeling to describe my brain at the moment.
lots of writing projects, big plans and dreams, and the pretty stark realisation that i need to make some changes in my life. my health isn’t what it should be and i know it’s my own fault.
THIS IS SO WHINY!
and there is the ol’ personal life. i’ve been doing the whole “internet dating” thing and JESUS CHRIST… what is wrong with people.
dudes, lemme tell you some stuff.
1) “hi”, “hey there”, “u r cute”, “let’s fuck!” and similar are not appropriate intros.
2) do not lie about your height. the hope in getting into all this is that you might find someone to actually MEET and if you say you’re 5’10” and you’re 5’6″ i will notice. my height says 5’7″ because i am…
3) when we do finally meet please SPEAK. charm me, impress me, make me give a shit about what you have to say.
4) if you don’t speak to me please don’t press the lip part of your face against the lip part of my face at the end of the night. it’s rude and really unpleasant. also, only snooki calls it smushing, i prefer it if you would kiss me rather than just smush your face to mine. it’s weird…
5) someone who says they are looking for casual sex is not a “sure thing”-don’t be a fucking asshole. i don’t owe you sex or anything even remotely resembling sex. if you think a woman owes you anything that’s probably why you’re still single.
…and ok, is it REALLY too much for me to ask for someone exceptional? no. it isn’t. so fuck off. jesus. i am so bored by all the men. the best ones i know all have really nice wives.